Slingshot News: ‘Largely A Thousand Miles Of Ocean’: Trump Embarrasses Himself, Shows That He’s Clueless About Ukraine’s Geography During Press Briefing

Donald Trump held a press briefing at the White House several weeks ago announcing military deployment in Washington, D.C. During his gaggle with the press, Trump ignorantly claimed that Ukraine is “largely a thousand miles of ocean.” Ukraine is bordered by the Black Sea and the Sea of Azov, neither of which is ocean.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/largely-a-thousand-miles-of-ocean-trump-embarrasses-himself-shows-that-he-s-clueless-about-ukraine-s-geography-during-press-briefing/vi-AA1Mwhq1

Knewz: Gavin Newsom launches new mock nickname for J.D. Vance

California Governor Gavin Newsom has escalated his online feud with J.D. Vance, leaning into his new nickname for the vice president — “Just Dance Vance.” Knewz.com has learned that Newsom’s communications team recently posted a meme of Vance’s face edited onto the body of Australian break-dancer Rachael “Raygun” Gunn, who became a viral sensation after scoring zero points in the 2024 Olympic breakdancing competition.

‘Just Dance Vance’

Newsom’s team first rolled out “Just Dance Vance” during debates over Republican redistricting strategies. GOP officials in states like Texas and Indiana have been under pressure from President Donald Trump’s allies to redraw congressional maps in their favor ahead of the 2026 midterms. In a recent post on X, Newsom’s office wrote, mocking President Trump’s signature pattern of tweeting in all caps, “NOT EVEN JD ‘JUST DANCE’ VANCE CAN SAVE TRUMP FROM THE DISASTROUS MAPS ‘WAR’ HE HAS STARTED.”

Newsom’s team doubles down on Vance’s nickname

The nickname gained traction again after reporter Nick Sortor posted that Vance would join Trump’s meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky in Washington. Sortor hinted at another potential Oval Office clash, recalling the tense February exchange in which Vance told Zelensky to “offer some words of appreciation for the United States of America and the president who’s trying to save your country.” Newsom’s team replied with the meme of Vance’s face on Gunn’s body, captioned, “A highly anticipated ‘showdown.’”

Tensions rise between Newsom and Trump

The barbs came at a time of escalating tensions between President Donald Trump and the California governor. In June, Trump ordered thousands of National Guard troops and hundreds of Marines to Los Angeles to counter large protests against his mass deportation campaign. Newsom condemned the move, arguing that Trump’s true goal was to advance “the deranged fantasy of a dictatorial president.” The episode deepened their already hostile relationship, which has increasingly played out on social media. While Trump often calls the governor “Newscum,” Newsom has hit back by calling the president “tiny hands” in his posts. The back-and-forth has expanded to include other figures in Trump’s inner circle, with Vance becoming Newsom’s latest target.

Newsom’s “creepy” obsession with Trump

The White House brushed off Newsom’s tactics as an unhealthy fixation. “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but Gavin’s obsession is getting a little creepy at this point,” White House spokeswoman Abigail Jackson told Newsweek. Newsom, on the other hand, defended his approach, insisting that he is simply mirroring Trump’s own behavior. “I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out as president,” he said in a statement.

https://knewz.com/gavin-newsom-launches-new-mock-nickname-for-j-d-vance

Mirror: Trump sparks outrage with AI image of himself as Pope weeks after Francis’ death

In a move that has sparked an online outrage, President Donald Trump posted an AI-rendered image of himself dressed as the Pope on social media, coming less than a week after he attended Pope Francis’s funeral.

Followers expressed their anger over the image, which Trump shared on Truth Social and Instagram. The picture was also shared by the official White House account on X. Some labeled the post as downright disrespectful.

Presumptuous *ssh*l*!!!

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/trump-sparks-outrage-ai-image-1129157

More here:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-posts-image-of-himself-as-pope-on-truth-social-critics-erupt/ar-AA1E5CjY

And here, some drivel from J.D. Dunce:

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/05/03/vance-ai-pope-trump-00325197

No, J.D. Dunce, this is just wrong, wrong, wrong! Mocking such a beloved person who just passed away is as tasteless and classless as you can.